You’re Just Going To Have To Guess The Phone Number Of This Hooters If You Want To Order Wings

Just start trying any numbers you can think of. (@Cbuehrle on Instagram with permission)

It doesn’t matter whether Consumerist friend Chris was hungry for some Hooters wings last night or not. Because the thing is, Chris isn’t a mind reader, which is apparently what whoever composed the restaurant’s sign must think.

Passing by the Chicago Hooters last night on a snowy Super Bowl evening with his girlfriend, Chris found himself confounded by the sign’s puzzling layout and absence of information.

Super Order? Bowl Wings? Phone Number. Yes, Phone Number. Those are useful.

“Business Lesson 101: On the biggest day of the year for chicken wings, make it easy for people. Maybe…” the observant and discerning Chris writes in the caption.

But isn’t guessing random telephone numbers and asking for some wings just more fun?